Sunday, May 29, 2011


0 days to go!  I'm going to Rarotonga today! 

My bag is packed (it was a reasonably quick process).

If there's one thing I've learnt from past travel experiences, it's to have realistic expectations. 
So this time, I will not entertain any wild fantasies.

I will simply get onto the plane, looking like this:

And then return to New Zealand in ten days, looking like this:


But in order to transform into this person, I'm going to have to do lots of this:

Which means I will be very very busy. 

So I won't be posting any Anna-grams while I'm gone.
(Hopefully this doesn't cause me to react like this...)

But when I get back, you can be assured that you will be inundated with paradisical island drawings starring the newer, browner, more islandesque version of my former self.  

(Hopefully you'll still like me when I'm sickeningly perfect)


Wednesday, May 25, 2011

The horrible gift

That same night, I also threw a cockroach at her.  It was an accident.