Things that freak me out: [insert scary music here]
1) Clocks whose second hands glide rather than tick.
With a ticking clock, the seconds hand is constantly doing little stops.
Like walking down a flight of stairs. Plenty of time to stop and look at the view.
But with the gliding kind, time is always on the move!
Like you're on a slide, plummeting towards the end of your life at an ever-increasing rate!
2) The passing of time. (This is closely related to number 1).
"I don't know where the time goes". You hear people say that a lot.
But I know where the time goes:
Things that don't freak me out:
Ahhh...there's just nothing scary about a graph.
Like a pie graph, for instance.
A pie graph is like a clock, but without the scary hands. Or like an apple pie, but without the delicious filling.
And they all lived happily ever after. [insert scary music again here]